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METhats RIGHT! HELLZ TO THE YEYEAH!
CHA CHING BITCHEZ!!!! HOLLA! WOOT WOOT!
OMG, you have NO idea how long I have been waiting for this! Ive had to sit there, during every fucking tribal council and listen to some gay bitch ramble on about how pathetic losers we were! WELL GUESS WHAT! NOW WE START ALLLL OVER AGAIN!!! YAYYYY <3
OMG, this was like THE most amazzzingggg day of my fucking dear life. Here I was, giving up on that gay bitch negro of a fucking tribe and all of a sudden. WAHABAM - shit happens, and I still have my fat bitch Sekou by my side.
I was like dying there, then I realized, were two. Theres 7 people on this tribe. FUCK! So.... I approached that cunt Nate! First of all, what the fuck are the former Aitu's thinking!? Like, obviously, these fuckfaces haven’t realized that in 7, four makes majority, and theyre only 3. Like, why would you ignore me when I fucking approach you on AIM!? Like, what if… magically, somehow, the former Puka and Rar band together!? Huh? Sundra would have been kissing my ass then, that’s for fucking sure! Then she would be all pissed when we all fucking wrote her nasty ass name down.
YOU KNOW WHY SHE TREATS ME LIKE A PIECE OF TURD? Because she has a fucking ego the size of her ass. Like, all Sundra does is talk about her self. Like, it's so annoying. Like, whenever I talk to her she's always like "OMG ME AND MY KIDS!" or "OMG I WON A COMP IN ANOTHER GAME"
or "I AM GONNA WRITE THE BEST STORY FOR THIS CHALLENGE! " Great Sundra, I don't care!
And then she pulls this act. Well, let me tell you, I hate this bitch even more now! If I fucking could, I’d annihiliate this bitch RIGHT. FUCKIN’. NOW.
Moving on!
Me, Sekou, Nate, Jenny are aligned!
Now, Jenny is a serious person, and is hardest to approach, but shes also very smart. Sekou’s my bitch, and now, so is Nate.
So, Becky and Yul are also fucking boring. I IMed Yul, and he logged off. I hope he falls and breaks his 10 toes.
Moving on...
I fucking hate Becky.
As the time goes on in this game the more I fantasize about drowning Becky in the ocean, or sticking her head in a fucking tree, or pushing her into the latrine after Sekou dropped a grenade! Seriously though, talking to Becky is like sitting next to a couple whose constantly kissing at the movies. Like, isn't that the worst!? Like you always think "Ewwww, is his hand moving near her vagina?" And then you start to cringe uncontrollably. THAT is what it feels like to talk to Becky. I cringe every time she comes up to me.
And, not only has she become annoying and cringe worthy, she is highly irritating. She just feels so fucking safe because she’s got Yul and Sundra. Um no bitch, you aint safe. I'll vote you out the fucking chance I have and you have no voice on that. Mhm. Like, honestly where is the boat that goes to the deserted island, cause I'm ready to buy Becky a first class ticket on it!
Honestly, she really has become the joke of the game! Or, at least between Stephannie and I. That's all Steph and I do is make fun of Becky behind her back. Well, her and Sundra.
My plan this week is to get Jenny and Nate with me and Sekou. Why? Cause, I hate the Aitu-3
Right now that is the plan! However, it is bound to change.
Whatever I'm in the mood for!
Also! Jeffyyyyy! Can you please get that boat that sends people to exile island?! I wanna fucking send Becky there. PLEASE! SHES SO ANNOYING AND I HATE HER!
Or, can we send 3 people? And and then vote all 3 off!?