Post by Parvati Shallow on Apr 15, 2011 15:53:47 GMT -5
Hello, all of you wonderful prediction writers and staff!
Before I do anything else, I'd like to begin with a brief out-of-character disgression explaining exactly what the hell it is that I'm going to be doing throughout the game.
I generally try to play Survivor for the maximum amount of fun possible, and usually I do it by playing whichever character I'm repping for as much fun as possible. Parvati's a goldmine, because she's this astounding mix of flirtiness, arrogance, and charisma. I debated for a long time how I wanted to play Parvati if I got her, and I decided that I'd go for a mix of slutty and awesome. To all of the guys, well, I'm gonna make them really happy. To all of the girls, I'm gonna be their BFF and braid their hair.
Not gonna lie, I was *THIS* close to playing her as Virgin Religious Parvati, where I would pretend to be all naive and innocent, and be totally shocked whenever anybody made any kind of sexual jokes. As hilarious as that would be, it would probably annoy everybody. (But there's always All Stars, right? ;p )
So, anyway, my point is that this confessional may at time get disturbing. (Hell, my initial conversation with JP creeped me out to no end.) And if it does, I apologize. Bear in mind that I'm not Parvati, I'm a 22-year-old *male* university student in a committed relationship (with a girl), who is at the time of this writing less than twenty-four hours away from writing a senior-level Theology final. I'm not a lech or a perv, I'm a smart alec who's doing all of this stuff really just to see how easy it is to manipulate people into doing my bidding just because I happen to flirt a little. If my Day One conversations are any guide, it's going to be one hell of a ride. So, I'd recommend enjoying it, and having a good laugh. It's funny.
It's also art, after a fashion. I put an incredible amount of thought into this. I actually studied how girls flirt to try and figure out how best to do this. It's a combination of (a) getting the guy to do stuff by pretending not to know how (b) convincing them that they should do stuff because you're pretty (c) pouting (d) teasing to crimp the ego just that little bit. I also make a point of saying things that are somewhat risque, such as talking about how hard things are, or coconuts, or things like that. What you can actually do with all of this, if you're good enough, is manipulate people to the point where they actually know that they're being manipulated, but because it feels so nice, they don't stop you.
You'll notice that any conversations with girls that I post will be vastly different from any conversations with guys. I actually flirt just as hard with the girls, because most of them are probably guys in real life, but I do it in a vastly different way.
So, yeah. I generally won't post lectures like that. I just felt like I should explain myself. Most diary entries will look like the one below.
One last time: this is all in good fun, so don't be creeped out.
-~= Parvati's Diary: Pregame =~-
Dear Diary,
Here I am in the Cook Islands. What an exciting adventure! I'm so happy to be me, because I'm wonderful and fantastic, and also very pretty.
I haven't been able to meet everybody yet, which is a bummer, but I really like the people that I've talked so far. Sekou is really laid back, Nate is cute and funny, and JP is a latino studmuffin. Flica is also really cool, and she's promised to teach me how to put my hair into dreadlocks like hers. That would be so awesome, because then I could use my hair to whip people who get in my way!
I really think I'll be able to do well, but I want to wait to make alliances and things until I actually know what my tribe looks like. No sense promising my undying love and affection to someone who'll be on the other team! <3
Just for fun and giggles, here are some interesting things that have happened so far!
(Blatant innuendos are marked with asterisks)
Convo with Flica
itsaflicafly (12:21:11 AM): whats up?
MurdersXHannah (12:21:37 AM): Nothing much!
MurdersXHannah (12:21:48 AM): Just thought I'd say hi
itsaflicafly (12:21:50 AM): haha same here
itsaflicafly (12:22:07 AM): I'm pretty excited for the sgame to start!
MurdersXHannah (12:22:27 AM): me too!
MurdersXHannah (12:27:40 AM): I love your Flicka pic
MurdersXHannah (12:27:42 AM): so fierce <3
itsaflicafly (12:28:25 AM): haha thanks, I like it too!
itsaflicafly (12:28:40 AM): its a bit small though, I think
itsaflicafly (12:32:24 AM): I usually suck at challenges
MurdersXHannah (12:33:13 AM): Hahaha
MurdersXHannah (12:33:20 AM): I probably will to
MurdersXHannah (12:33:31 AM): so we can suck together! **
itsaflicafly (12:34:43 AM): hahaha yay!
itsaflicafly (12:35:01 AM): I hope we end up on a tribe together!
MurdersXHannah (12:35:10 AM): Me too! <3
itsaflicafly (12:35:51 AM): but if we did we better hope theres some who's awesome at challenges to make up for us two!
MurdersXHannah (12:37:36 AM): Let's hope, yeah!
MurdersXHannah (12:39:17 AM): But if its us two and Cao boi
MurdersXHannah (12:39:19 AM): we're toast
MurdersXHannah (12:39:20 AM): lol
itsaflicafly (12:54:43 AM): yeah if it was us and Caoi Boi we would be screwed!
itsaflicafly (12:55:00 AM): unless we had like 2 other people to pick up the slack
MurdersXHannah (12:55:06 AM): hahaha
MurdersXHannah (12:55:16 AM): We'll just suntan
MurdersXHannah (12:55:23 AM): Let them do all the hard sweaty stuff **
itsaflicafly (12:58:14 AM): I *think* the host has been following the show for first tribes
itsaflicafly (12:58:19 AM): but I could be way wrong
MurdersXHannah (12:58:36 AM): i have no idea
itsaflicafly (12:59:14 AM): I'm not that good at figuring this stuff out
itsaflicafly (12:59:37 AM): but I really hope we're on the same tribe
MurdersXHannah (12:59:47 AM): Me too!
MurdersXHannah (12:59:55 AM): I think we could be BFFs
itsaflicafly (1:01:16 AM): me too!
itsaflicafly (1:01:53 AM): So far the only people to talk to me are you, Adam and Billy, but you're definitely the most talkative and interesting
MurdersXHannah (1:02:12 AM): Dawww. Thanks
itsaflicafly (1:02:17 AM):
itsaflicafly (1:02:19 AM): if we're not on the same tribe we should definitely hook up later
MurdersXHannah (1:02:32 AM): Totally!
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I really like Flica. She seems really nice and laid back, and I could totally see the two of us being galpals and going far itno the game. I also like that she's not good in challenges, because that opens the door for me to kick ass <3
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Convo with Sekou
MurdersXHannah (10:23:48 PM): Hi there!
bigolhank (10:23:57 PM): hey
MurdersXHannah (10:24:01 PM): This is Parvati from Cook Islands
MurdersXHannah (10:24:05 PM): Heehee
MurdersXHannah (10:24:09 PM): So don't be scared
bigolhank (10:24:10 PM): hey Parv
bigolhank (10:24:23 PM): it is scary
MurdersXHannah (10:25:11 PM): Oh!
MurdersXHannah (10:25:13 PM): I'm sorry!
bigolhank (10:25:18 PM): its cool
MurdersXHannah (10:25:18 PM): I didn't mean to scare you
bigolhank (10:25:20 PM): im okay now
MurdersXHannah (10:25:26 PM): Let me give you a foot rub
MurdersXHannah (10:25:31 PM): To make it up to you
bigolhank (10:25:58 PM): lol
bigolhank (10:26:04 PM): i would love a food rub
MurdersXHannah (10:26:14 PM): A food rub?
MurdersXHannah (10:26:16 PM): Okay
bigolhank (10:26:18 PM): *foot rub
bigolhank (10:26:18 PM): lol
MurdersXHannah (10:26:52 PM): Oh
MurdersXHannah (10:26:53 PM): Haha
MurdersXHannah (10:26:58 PM): I was gonna rub some coconuts for you **
bigolhank (10:27:03 PM): lol
MurdersXHannah (10:27:03 PM): But I guess feet is better
bigolhank (10:27:20 PM): hopefully the rest of the people are as cool as you
bigolhank (10:27:45 PM): sucks we aren't going to be on the same tribe for a bit
MurdersXHannah (10:30:29 PM): Are the tribes up?
bigolhank (10:32:17 PM): no but it looks like they will be the same
MurdersXHannah (10:32:27 PM): Yeah. That would be too bad.
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Is Sekou for real? Like, his AIM name just makes me think of some big ol' fattycakes sitting in his armchair at home, and I have no idea why a person like that plays Survivor. I have no idea whether he caught the coconuts innuendo or not, but I love that I said I would rub his conconuts, and he responds with "I hope everyone is as cool as you". lol
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Convo with Nate
MurdersXHannah (10:24:15 PM): Hi hi!
natesexytime (10:24:23 PM): Hi there!
MurdersXHannah (10:24:36 PM): I was going to ask if I had the right nate
MurdersXHannah (10:25:01 PM): But then i realized your username and was like, well, even if he's the wrong one I still would want to talk to him
MurdersXHannah (10:25:03 PM): Hahaha
natesexytime (10:25:10 PM): Hmmm, depends on what Nate you want
natesexytime (10:25:14 PM): nad haha i like you already
MurdersXHannah (10:25:45 PM): Mmm, I like you too.
MurdersXHannah (10:25:52 PM): So whats a big strong man like you up to?
natesexytime (10:26:27 PM): Just working on things for my game and all, how about you?
MurdersXHannah (10:27:11 PM): Oh, are you the one hosting Revenge Islands?
natesexytime (10:27:21 PM): Yes I am
MurdersXHannah (10:27:23 PM): If so, do you still need another player?
MurdersXHannah (10:27:35 PM): I had someone ask me to join, and I didn't have time to fill out an app yet
natesexytime (10:27:44 PM): who asked you to join?
MurdersXHannah (10:27:50 PM): Ummm
MurdersXHannah (10:27:53 PM): I only know him as Terry
MurdersXHannah (10:28:01 PM): tdstheman
MurdersXHannah (10:28:09 PM): No idea who he'd be in your game
natesexytime (10:28:09 PM): oooh, i know who your referring to
natesexytime (10:28:25 PM): I know him as Boo, and he isn't in my game, but in a game I am playing in
natesexytime (10:28:36 PM): and I actually filled up earlier tonight
MurdersXHannah (10:28:38 PM): Oh
MurdersXHannah (10:28:39 PM): Sads
MurdersXHannah (10:28:52 PM): Well, if someone doesn't make check in or you need a replacement, let me know!
natesexytime (10:28:57 PM): Definitely!
natesexytime (10:29:39 PM): question
MurdersXHannah (10:29:49 PM): answer
natesexytime (10:29:50 PM): i am going to assume you will play as a girl if you do sign up
MurdersXHannah (10:29:53 PM): Yes.
natesexytime (10:30:03 PM): well then
MurdersXHannah (10:30:10 PM): Unless you want me to be a boy
natesexytime (10:30:14 PM): if you like, you can actually sign up
MurdersXHannah (10:30:15 PM): In which case I will still play
MurdersXHannah (10:30:18 PM): But will be sad
natesexytime (10:30:20 PM): I forgot someone else wanted to play too
natesexytime (10:30:26 PM): and they wanted to be a male
natesexytime (10:30:29 PM): sooo
natesexytime (10:30:58 PM): if you like you can sign up in that case
MurdersXHannah (10:31:07 PM): Oh, okay
MurdersXHannah (10:31:11 PM): I'll definitely do that.
natesexytime (10:31:17 PM): who would you like to play as?
MurdersXHannah (10:31:22 PM): Hmm.
natesexytime (10:31:23 PM): So I can work on the memory wall and avatar for you
MurdersXHannah (10:31:35 PM): I don't suppose you can boot that other Parvati for me?
MurdersXHannah (10:31:38 PM): she's probably not as cool
natesexytime (10:32:00 PM): haha she was one of the first applicants
natesexytime (10:32:03 PM): I can't do that unfortunately
MurdersXHannah (10:32:11 PM): Daw.
MurdersXHannah (10:32:17 PM): That's sad.
natesexytime (10:32:27 PM): survivorrevenge.proboards.com/index.cgi
natesexytime (10:32:35 PM): you can take a look at the memory wall to see who's taken
MurdersXHannah (10:32:37 PM): Hmm.
MurdersXHannah (10:32:48 PM): I'd want to be either:
MurdersXHannah (10:33:39 PM): Amber, Shawna, Michelle T, Eliza, or Alexis
natesexytime (10:33:47 PM): hmmm
natesexytime (10:33:55 PM): so Amber being your first choice?
MurdersXHannah (10:34:01 PM): No, they're all about equal
natesexytime (10:34:57 PM): haha
natesexytime (10:35:07 PM): well you can decide and let me know then
MurdersXHannah (10:35:17 PM): Well, you can choose
natesexytime (10:35:25 PM): and I have a question for you, not related to my game... have you played in JTLyrics's series?
MurdersXHannah (10:35:27 PM): I'm fine with any of them
MurdersXHannah (10:35:30 PM): And, yep!
natesexytime (10:35:34 PM): were you...
natesexytime (10:35:36 PM): Jenna?
MurdersXHannah (10:35:40 PM): Nope!
MurdersXHannah (10:35:44 PM): I was in season 3
natesexytime (10:35:47 PM): oooh
natesexytime (10:35:47 PM): ok
MurdersXHannah (10:35:51 PM): I was an early boot.
natesexytime (10:35:53 PM): I was only in S1
natesexytime (10:35:54 PM): and awww
MurdersXHannah (10:36:01 PM): Were you an All Star?
natesexytime (10:36:04 PM): Gregg
MurdersXHannah (10:36:07 PM): Oh!
MurdersXHannah (10:36:13 PM): I saw your icon as an All Star
MurdersXHannah (10:36:14 PM): lol
natesexytime (10:36:16 PM): hehe
natesexytime (10:36:23 PM): yeah, I was screwed
natesexytime (10:36:30 PM): made AS even with 10th place finish lol
natesexytime (10:36:48 PM): and i dont want to decide, you can pick! your choice
MurdersXHannah (10:37:25 PM): Ohhhh
MurdersXHannah (10:37:26 PM): No fun
natesexytime (10:37:40 PM): lol
natesexytime (10:37:49 PM): your going to be playing so it's your choice!!
MurdersXHannah (10:38:25 PM): Ohhhhh
MurdersXHannah (10:38:35 PM): *pouts*
natesexytime (10:38:45 PM): haha aww!
MurdersXHannah (10:38:56 PM): But... Naaaaate...
MurdersXHannah (10:39:00 PM): *looks up through bangs*
MurdersXHannah (10:39:11 PM): I want you to choose...
natesexytime (10:39:23 PM): hmmmm
natesexytime (10:39:39 PM): Well not eliza, I've never liked her
natesexytime (10:40:02 PM): I swear in my experience in playing with Eliza's they always backstab me!
MurdersXHannah (10:40:24 PM): Aw
natesexytime (10:40:32 PM): I....
natesexytime (10:40:34 PM): will......
natesexytime (10:40:37 PM): pick.......
natesexytime (10:40:38 PM): .....
natesexytime (10:40:41 PM): Amber then
MurdersXHannah (10:41:41 PM): Okay
natesexytime (10:41:58 PM): you can sign up as her and I will have your avatar and everything up by tomorrow
MurdersXHannah (10:42:00 PM): It's too bad there's no Rob in the cast
MurdersXHannah (10:42:03 PM):
natesexytime (10:42:10 PM): well that male still has to pick
natesexytime (10:42:10 PM): lol
natesexytime (10:42:14 PM): you might get luck
natesexytime (10:42:16 PM): lucky
MurdersXHannah (10:42:25 PM): Oooh
natesexytime (10:42:31 PM): but then again, if people see a rob and amber sign up they might assume you two are together
natesexytime (10:42:35 PM): so it might not be the best
natesexytime (10:43:07 PM): but you can sign up
MurdersXHannah (10:43:33 PM): Okay! I'll do that in a little bit
MurdersXHannah (10:43:36 PM): I have to drive home
natesexytime (10:43:37 PM): np!
MurdersXHannah (10:43:38 PM):
natesexytime (10:43:51 PM): take your time! just don't forget
MurdersXHannah (10:44:37 PM): I won't!
MurdersXHannah (10:44:39 PM): How could I?
natesexytime (10:45:04 PM): juss sayin'!
MurdersXHannah (10:45:34 PM): kk
natesexytime (10:46:21 PM): now be safe and drive home safely!
MurdersXHannah (10:46:26 PM): Okay!
MurdersXHannah (10:46:32 PM): I'll be back soon!
natesexytime (10:46:57 PM): alright!
natesexytime (10:46:59 PM): Drive Safe!
MurdersXHannah (10:48:52 PM): Thanks! I will. Smooches!
natesexytime is available (11:35:24 PM)
MurdersXHannah (11:36:40 PM): Just made my account!
natesexytime (11:37:00 PM):
natesexytime (11:37:00 PM): ok
natesexytime (11:37:05 PM): I am just working on your avatar!
MurdersXHannah (11:37:09 PM): Yay!
natesexytime (11:37:26 PM): I swear, no more picture editing for atleast a week after this for me
natesexytime (11:37:27 PM): haha
MurdersXHannah (11:37:35 PM): Hahaha
MurdersXHannah (11:37:43 PM): I totally know what you mean
MurdersXHannah (11:37:51 PM): I hosted once a while back
MurdersXHannah (11:37:59 PM): and all of the avatars killlllllled me
natesexytime (11:38:35 PM): haha yeah
natesexytime (11:38:42 PM): I feel like I've been doing this forever
MurdersXHannah (11:38:56 PM): You're almost done though!
natesexytime (11:39:04 PM): yep!
MurdersXHannah (11:51:20 PM): Ooh! I love it! Thank you so much
natesexytime (11:51:42 PM): oh yay
natesexytime (11:55:42 PM): phew
natesexytime (11:55:48 PM): done adding the pw to the confessionals so far too
natesexytime (11:55:51 PM): god i am tired, lol
MurdersXHannah (11:55:55 PM): Daww.
MurdersXHannah (11:56:00 PM): *gives back rub*
natesexytime (11:56:07 PM): thanks
natesexytime (11:56:17 PM): My gf prolly won't approve tho
MurdersXHannah (11:56:20 PM): Oh!
MurdersXHannah (11:56:22 PM): I'm sorry
natesexytime (11:56:24 PM): hehe
natesexytime (11:56:26 PM): it's ok, haha
natesexytime (11:56:30 PM): it's all harmless fun!
MurdersXHannah (11:56:38 PM): Of course!
MurdersXHannah (11:56:59 PM): I'll just have to make sure I do my tantric yoga somewhere down the beach where you won't see, then
natesexytime (11:57:06 PM): oh my
natesexytime (11:57:26 PM): Nate did like Parv his season so idk if that'd be so easy
MurdersXHannah (11:58:36 PM): Teehee
MurdersXHannah (11:58:40 PM): That's true!
MurdersXHannah (11:58:43 PM): I forgot about that
natesexytime (11:58:55 PM): let me find a vid i saw a few days ago
natesexytime (11:58:56 PM): aha
MurdersXHannah (11:59:09 PM): kk
natesexytime (12:01:07 AM): www.youtube.com/watch?v=7s98-J4J2ZY
natesexytime (12:01:15 AM): Nate: When I saw parvati, I was like DAYUUUMM
natesexytime (12:01:18 AM): that is so me
MurdersXHannah (12:01:23 AM): Heehee
natesexytime (12:01:34 AM): haha I guess that's why I like Nate so much, he was just like me personality wise
natesexytime (12:01:34 AM): hah
natesexytime (12:02:18 AM): @ 1:13
natesexytime (12:02:21 AM): 1:12*
MurdersXHannah (12:03:22 AM): Well, that's good! I really liked nate on the show, so i'm sure i'll really like you too!
natesexytime (12:03:54 AM):
natesexytime (12:03:55 AM): hehe
natesexytime (12:05:24 AM): Parv: Nate got a massive pile of wood, I've never seen wood that big
natesexytime (12:05:25 AM): OMG
natesexytime (12:05:26 AM): lol
natesexytime (12:05:40 AM): im sorry
natesexytime (12:05:41 AM): lol
natesexytime (12:05:56 AM): i sometimes tend to think bad thoughts, ahhaa
MurdersXHannah (12:06:49 AM): Hahahaha
MurdersXHannah (12:06:53 AM): that's okay!
MurdersXHannah (12:07:06 AM): I tend to inspire that in people <3
natesexytime (12:07:14 AM): hahaha
natesexytime (12:07:19 AM): and then in the beginning
natesexytime (12:07:24 AM): JEff: Parvati on her first pole
natesexytime (12:07:27 AM): LOL
MurdersXHannah (12:08:01 AM):
natesexytime (12:08:14 AM): haha
natesexytime (12:11:00 AM): omg
natesexytime (12:11:01 AM): lol
natesexytime (12:11:04 AM): that video is soo bad
natesexytime (12:11:05 AM): near the end
natesexytime (12:11:14 AM): Jeff: Parvati inches her way onto the next pole
natesexytime (12:11:17 AM): LMAO
MurdersXHannah (12:11:40 AM): My mom just came into the room, so I had to pause the video
MurdersXHannah (12:11:50 AM): So I don't have to explain why I'm laughing\
MurdersXHannah (12:11:51 AM): lol
natesexytime (12:11:56 AM): hahaha
natesexytime (12:12:00 AM): Jeff is pretty bad
natesexytime (12:12:01 AM): lmao
MurdersXHannah (12:12:38 AM): lol
MurdersXHannah (12:12:49 AM): He just wants to Party with Parvati
natesexytime (12:12:57 AM): haha yeah
MurdersXHannah (12:13:07 AM): Whats funny is sometimes I listen to "Barbie Girl"
MurdersXHannah (12:13:14 AM): But in my head i say "Parvy Girl"
MurdersXHannah (12:13:23 AM): and it makes so much sense
(^All of you prediction writers must try this. Seriously. DO IT. Trust me. You'll laugh your ass off, especially when it becomes, "Come on Parvy, let's go party!")
natesexytime (12:13:51 AM): lmao
natesexytime (12:13:55 AM): it's her theme song!
MurdersXHannah (12:14:02 AM): <333
natesexytime (12:25:33 AM): gosh i am tired and sleepy
natesexytime (12:25:41 AM): I think I am going to hit the hay Parv!
MurdersXHannah (12:25:44 AM): I will sing you a lullaby
natesexytime (12:25:55 AM): hehe thats sweet
MurdersXHannah (12:25:58 AM): Go to sleeeeep
MurdersXHannah (12:26:01 AM): Handsome nate
MurdersXHannah (12:26:14 AM): I'll see you in the morning
MurdersXHannah (12:26:19 AM): Go to sleeeeeep
MurdersXHannah (12:26:23 AM): Studly naaaaate
MurdersXHannah (12:26:35 AM): You're GF's gonna give me a waaaarning
natesexytime (12:27:11 AM): hahah
MurdersXHannah (12:27:25 AM): It didn't ryme as awell as I wanted
natesexytime (12:27:30 AM): that was sweet of you
natesexytime (12:27:34 AM): it's the thought that counts!
natesexytime (12:27:52 AM): Anyways, sweet dreams Parv!
natesexytime (12:28:02 AM): and have a good night!
MurdersXHannah (12:28:11 AM): Night! Sweet dreams!
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I just about died laughing while I was talking to Nate. He's easily the best conversationalist in the entire cast, and I love talking to him. But the funniest part is when I made him choose my Revenge Islands rep for me. The look-up-through-the-bangs tactic is one that my girlfriend actually uses on me whenever she wants to guilt me into something. I can't believe that it worked on another person. What's also hilarious is that he has a girlfriend, and he isn't sure that it's okay to flirt with me. Good man. I actually purposely didn't use any innuendos on him, because it would just be cruel to string the poor bastard along and then let him find out I'm a dude at the finale.
Also, I made that lullabye up on the spot. <3
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Convo with JP
cchavez114 is available (12:15:36 AM)
MurdersXHannah (12:15:35 AM): Hi JP!
cchavez114 (12:16:17 AM): heyy!!
MurdersXHannah (12:18:45 AM): How's Cook Island's most yummylicious man tonight?
cchavez114 (12:19:11 AM): pretty yummy and yourself?
MurdersXHannah (12:20:17 AM): Delightful!
cchavez114 (12:20:57 AM): whats on your mind? lol i'm sorry but who is this again?
MurdersXHannah (12:21:26 AM): Oh, that's okay
MurdersXHannah (12:21:31 AM): I'm Parvati!
cchavez114 (12:22:35 AM): SEXXAYYY MAMMAA!!!!
MurdersXHannah (12:22:46 AM): Daw *blushes*
cchavez114 (12:22:50 AM): <3 why was i seriously longing for a message from you though?
MurdersXHannah (12:23:28 AM): Probably for the same reason I'm longing for a massage from you **
cchavez114 (12:24:05 AM): haaa cutie you make me blush *blush*
MurdersXHannah (12:24:54 AM): Hee.
MurdersXHannah (12:24:58 AM): You're cute when you're shy
cchavez114 (12:25:56 AM): i try i try.. soo whats goin on? ever played in one of these games?
MurdersXHannah (12:26:58 AM): Not for a little while, nope!
MurdersXHannah (12:27:03 AM): I'm really excited to play, though
MurdersXHannah (12:27:08 AM): you?
cchavez114 (12:27:38 AM): haha im getting back into them again actually lol and yeah im definitely excited to play i heard this guy is a great host!
cchavez114 (12:27:46 AM): and i hope we are on the same tribe! lol
MurdersXHannah (12:27:51 AM): Me too!
MurdersXHannah (12:28:00 AM): We would be the hottest couple on the island
MurdersXHannah (12:28:20 AM): And everybody would be jealous
cchavez114 (12:28:22 AM): ooh babe you already know
cchavez114 (12:28:26 AM): we could dominate
MurdersXHannah (12:28:29 AM): Heehee
cchavez114 (12:28:30 AM): are you a challenge whore?
cchavez114 (12:28:32 AM):
MurdersXHannah (12:28:37 AM): I'm not any kind of whore!
MurdersXHannah (12:28:46 AM): I'm just... really frinedly
MurdersXHannah (12:28:54 AM):
cchavez114 (12:28:59 AM): LMFAO i didn't mean it like that i promise
cchavez114 (12:29:02 AM): <3
MurdersXHannah (12:29:11 AM): Oh
cchavez114 (12:29:12 AM): i should say.. do you win a lot of challenges
MurdersXHannah (12:29:19 AM): See, you said dominate, so I was thinking **
MurdersXHannah (12:29:22 AM): lol
MurdersXHannah (12:29:32 AM): neeeeever mind
MurdersXHannah (12:29:34 AM): lol
MurdersXHannah (12:29:46 AM): I think i can do okay in challenges!
MurdersXHannah (12:29:52 AM): It really depends
cchavez114 (12:31:16 AM): haha well if you would like me to dominate or you dominate me.. that would be fine whichever way works for me darling <3
MurdersXHannah (12:31:24 AM): Ooooh
MurdersXHannah (12:31:33 AM): We can try it both ways **
cchavez114 (12:33:55 AM): how do you like it?
MurdersXHannah (12:33:58 AM): also, because you're latino, you should speak Spanish to me
MurdersXHannah (12:34:18 AM): rrrr
(^That was supposed to be a sexy growl, but when you read it, it just looks like I'm stuttering.)
cchavez114 (12:34:33 AM): hablar espanol preciosa?
MurdersXHannah (12:34:44 AM): un poquito
MurdersXHannah (12:34:58 AM): tu eres muy caliente
cchavez114 (12:35:49 AM): mmmm gracias tu es muyy hermosa also. lmao
MurdersXHannah (12:37:44 AM): Heehee
MurdersXHannah (12:37:48 AM): Gracias, senor
cchavez114 (12:38:23 AM): it's late im going to sleep cutiee come to bed with me?
MurdersXHannah (12:38:35 AM): Can i be little spoon? **
cchavez114 (12:38:36 AM): *attempts to grab hand*
MurdersXHannah (12:38:47 AM): *slips hand into pocket* **
MurdersXHannah (12:38:52 AM): lead the way
cchavez114 (12:39:21 AM): you can be whatever you want to be little lady
cchavez114 (12:39:37 AM): follow me *walks to room, and takes off shirt*
MurdersXHannah (12:39:51 AM): *goes with*
cchavez114 (12:40:17 AM): goodnight! i'll talk to you tomorrow <3
MurdersXHannah (12:40:31 AM): looking forward to it.
MurdersXHannah (12:40:37 AM): Sweet dreams, hot stuff
cchavez114 (12:40:45 AM): lol caio beauty
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I think I just got date-raped. Seriously, that conversation was bar none the most awkward thing that I've ever been a part of in an ORG (and I once had a guy on my tribe bitch out the host and quit because he got cancer.) I'm actually curious as to what JP is thinking right now. He must not know that in real life JP is gay.
Also I'm totally lying about my ability in challenges. I'm very, very good at them. <3
Before I do anything else, I'd like to begin with a brief out-of-character disgression explaining exactly what the hell it is that I'm going to be doing throughout the game.
I generally try to play Survivor for the maximum amount of fun possible, and usually I do it by playing whichever character I'm repping for as much fun as possible. Parvati's a goldmine, because she's this astounding mix of flirtiness, arrogance, and charisma. I debated for a long time how I wanted to play Parvati if I got her, and I decided that I'd go for a mix of slutty and awesome. To all of the guys, well, I'm gonna make them really happy. To all of the girls, I'm gonna be their BFF and braid their hair.
Not gonna lie, I was *THIS* close to playing her as Virgin Religious Parvati, where I would pretend to be all naive and innocent, and be totally shocked whenever anybody made any kind of sexual jokes. As hilarious as that would be, it would probably annoy everybody. (But there's always All Stars, right? ;p )
So, anyway, my point is that this confessional may at time get disturbing. (Hell, my initial conversation with JP creeped me out to no end.) And if it does, I apologize. Bear in mind that I'm not Parvati, I'm a 22-year-old *male* university student in a committed relationship (with a girl), who is at the time of this writing less than twenty-four hours away from writing a senior-level Theology final. I'm not a lech or a perv, I'm a smart alec who's doing all of this stuff really just to see how easy it is to manipulate people into doing my bidding just because I happen to flirt a little. If my Day One conversations are any guide, it's going to be one hell of a ride. So, I'd recommend enjoying it, and having a good laugh. It's funny.
It's also art, after a fashion. I put an incredible amount of thought into this. I actually studied how girls flirt to try and figure out how best to do this. It's a combination of (a) getting the guy to do stuff by pretending not to know how (b) convincing them that they should do stuff because you're pretty (c) pouting (d) teasing to crimp the ego just that little bit. I also make a point of saying things that are somewhat risque, such as talking about how hard things are, or coconuts, or things like that. What you can actually do with all of this, if you're good enough, is manipulate people to the point where they actually know that they're being manipulated, but because it feels so nice, they don't stop you.
You'll notice that any conversations with girls that I post will be vastly different from any conversations with guys. I actually flirt just as hard with the girls, because most of them are probably guys in real life, but I do it in a vastly different way.
So, yeah. I generally won't post lectures like that. I just felt like I should explain myself. Most diary entries will look like the one below.
One last time: this is all in good fun, so don't be creeped out.
-~= Parvati's Diary: Pregame =~-
Dear Diary,
Here I am in the Cook Islands. What an exciting adventure! I'm so happy to be me, because I'm wonderful and fantastic, and also very pretty.
I haven't been able to meet everybody yet, which is a bummer, but I really like the people that I've talked so far. Sekou is really laid back, Nate is cute and funny, and JP is a latino studmuffin. Flica is also really cool, and she's promised to teach me how to put my hair into dreadlocks like hers. That would be so awesome, because then I could use my hair to whip people who get in my way!
I really think I'll be able to do well, but I want to wait to make alliances and things until I actually know what my tribe looks like. No sense promising my undying love and affection to someone who'll be on the other team! <3
Just for fun and giggles, here are some interesting things that have happened so far!
(Blatant innuendos are marked with asterisks)
Convo with Flica
itsaflicafly (12:21:11 AM): whats up?
MurdersXHannah (12:21:37 AM): Nothing much!
MurdersXHannah (12:21:48 AM): Just thought I'd say hi
itsaflicafly (12:21:50 AM): haha same here
itsaflicafly (12:22:07 AM): I'm pretty excited for the sgame to start!
MurdersXHannah (12:22:27 AM): me too!
MurdersXHannah (12:27:40 AM): I love your Flicka pic
MurdersXHannah (12:27:42 AM): so fierce <3
itsaflicafly (12:28:25 AM): haha thanks, I like it too!
itsaflicafly (12:28:40 AM): its a bit small though, I think
itsaflicafly (12:32:24 AM): I usually suck at challenges
MurdersXHannah (12:33:13 AM): Hahaha
MurdersXHannah (12:33:20 AM): I probably will to
MurdersXHannah (12:33:31 AM): so we can suck together! **
itsaflicafly (12:34:43 AM): hahaha yay!
itsaflicafly (12:35:01 AM): I hope we end up on a tribe together!
MurdersXHannah (12:35:10 AM): Me too! <3
itsaflicafly (12:35:51 AM): but if we did we better hope theres some who's awesome at challenges to make up for us two!
MurdersXHannah (12:37:36 AM): Let's hope, yeah!
MurdersXHannah (12:39:17 AM): But if its us two and Cao boi
MurdersXHannah (12:39:19 AM): we're toast
MurdersXHannah (12:39:20 AM): lol
itsaflicafly (12:54:43 AM): yeah if it was us and Caoi Boi we would be screwed!
itsaflicafly (12:55:00 AM): unless we had like 2 other people to pick up the slack
MurdersXHannah (12:55:06 AM): hahaha
MurdersXHannah (12:55:16 AM): We'll just suntan
MurdersXHannah (12:55:23 AM): Let them do all the hard sweaty stuff **
itsaflicafly (12:58:14 AM): I *think* the host has been following the show for first tribes
itsaflicafly (12:58:19 AM): but I could be way wrong
MurdersXHannah (12:58:36 AM): i have no idea
itsaflicafly (12:59:14 AM): I'm not that good at figuring this stuff out
itsaflicafly (12:59:37 AM): but I really hope we're on the same tribe
MurdersXHannah (12:59:47 AM): Me too!
MurdersXHannah (12:59:55 AM): I think we could be BFFs
itsaflicafly (1:01:16 AM): me too!
itsaflicafly (1:01:53 AM): So far the only people to talk to me are you, Adam and Billy, but you're definitely the most talkative and interesting
MurdersXHannah (1:02:12 AM): Dawww. Thanks
itsaflicafly (1:02:17 AM):
itsaflicafly (1:02:19 AM): if we're not on the same tribe we should definitely hook up later
MurdersXHannah (1:02:32 AM): Totally!
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I really like Flica. She seems really nice and laid back, and I could totally see the two of us being galpals and going far itno the game. I also like that she's not good in challenges, because that opens the door for me to kick ass <3
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Convo with Sekou
MurdersXHannah (10:23:48 PM): Hi there!
bigolhank (10:23:57 PM): hey
MurdersXHannah (10:24:01 PM): This is Parvati from Cook Islands
MurdersXHannah (10:24:05 PM): Heehee
MurdersXHannah (10:24:09 PM): So don't be scared
bigolhank (10:24:10 PM): hey Parv
bigolhank (10:24:23 PM): it is scary
MurdersXHannah (10:25:11 PM): Oh!
MurdersXHannah (10:25:13 PM): I'm sorry!
bigolhank (10:25:18 PM): its cool
MurdersXHannah (10:25:18 PM): I didn't mean to scare you
bigolhank (10:25:20 PM): im okay now
MurdersXHannah (10:25:26 PM): Let me give you a foot rub
MurdersXHannah (10:25:31 PM): To make it up to you
bigolhank (10:25:58 PM): lol
bigolhank (10:26:04 PM): i would love a food rub
MurdersXHannah (10:26:14 PM): A food rub?
MurdersXHannah (10:26:16 PM): Okay
bigolhank (10:26:18 PM): *foot rub
bigolhank (10:26:18 PM): lol
MurdersXHannah (10:26:52 PM): Oh
MurdersXHannah (10:26:53 PM): Haha
MurdersXHannah (10:26:58 PM): I was gonna rub some coconuts for you **
bigolhank (10:27:03 PM): lol
MurdersXHannah (10:27:03 PM): But I guess feet is better
bigolhank (10:27:20 PM): hopefully the rest of the people are as cool as you
bigolhank (10:27:45 PM): sucks we aren't going to be on the same tribe for a bit
MurdersXHannah (10:30:29 PM): Are the tribes up?
bigolhank (10:32:17 PM): no but it looks like they will be the same
MurdersXHannah (10:32:27 PM): Yeah. That would be too bad.
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Is Sekou for real? Like, his AIM name just makes me think of some big ol' fattycakes sitting in his armchair at home, and I have no idea why a person like that plays Survivor. I have no idea whether he caught the coconuts innuendo or not, but I love that I said I would rub his conconuts, and he responds with "I hope everyone is as cool as you". lol
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Convo with Nate
MurdersXHannah (10:24:15 PM): Hi hi!
natesexytime (10:24:23 PM): Hi there!
MurdersXHannah (10:24:36 PM): I was going to ask if I had the right nate
MurdersXHannah (10:25:01 PM): But then i realized your username and was like, well, even if he's the wrong one I still would want to talk to him
MurdersXHannah (10:25:03 PM): Hahaha
natesexytime (10:25:10 PM): Hmmm, depends on what Nate you want
natesexytime (10:25:14 PM): nad haha i like you already
MurdersXHannah (10:25:45 PM): Mmm, I like you too.
MurdersXHannah (10:25:52 PM): So whats a big strong man like you up to?
natesexytime (10:26:27 PM): Just working on things for my game and all, how about you?
MurdersXHannah (10:27:11 PM): Oh, are you the one hosting Revenge Islands?
natesexytime (10:27:21 PM): Yes I am
MurdersXHannah (10:27:23 PM): If so, do you still need another player?
MurdersXHannah (10:27:35 PM): I had someone ask me to join, and I didn't have time to fill out an app yet
natesexytime (10:27:44 PM): who asked you to join?
MurdersXHannah (10:27:50 PM): Ummm
MurdersXHannah (10:27:53 PM): I only know him as Terry
MurdersXHannah (10:28:01 PM): tdstheman
MurdersXHannah (10:28:09 PM): No idea who he'd be in your game
natesexytime (10:28:09 PM): oooh, i know who your referring to
natesexytime (10:28:25 PM): I know him as Boo, and he isn't in my game, but in a game I am playing in
natesexytime (10:28:36 PM): and I actually filled up earlier tonight
MurdersXHannah (10:28:38 PM): Oh
MurdersXHannah (10:28:39 PM): Sads
MurdersXHannah (10:28:52 PM): Well, if someone doesn't make check in or you need a replacement, let me know!
natesexytime (10:28:57 PM): Definitely!
natesexytime (10:29:39 PM): question
MurdersXHannah (10:29:49 PM): answer
natesexytime (10:29:50 PM): i am going to assume you will play as a girl if you do sign up
MurdersXHannah (10:29:53 PM): Yes.
natesexytime (10:30:03 PM): well then
MurdersXHannah (10:30:10 PM): Unless you want me to be a boy
natesexytime (10:30:14 PM): if you like, you can actually sign up
MurdersXHannah (10:30:15 PM): In which case I will still play
MurdersXHannah (10:30:18 PM): But will be sad
natesexytime (10:30:20 PM): I forgot someone else wanted to play too
natesexytime (10:30:26 PM): and they wanted to be a male
natesexytime (10:30:29 PM): sooo
natesexytime (10:30:58 PM): if you like you can sign up in that case
MurdersXHannah (10:31:07 PM): Oh, okay
MurdersXHannah (10:31:11 PM): I'll definitely do that.
natesexytime (10:31:17 PM): who would you like to play as?
MurdersXHannah (10:31:22 PM): Hmm.
natesexytime (10:31:23 PM): So I can work on the memory wall and avatar for you
MurdersXHannah (10:31:35 PM): I don't suppose you can boot that other Parvati for me?
MurdersXHannah (10:31:38 PM): she's probably not as cool
natesexytime (10:32:00 PM): haha she was one of the first applicants
natesexytime (10:32:03 PM): I can't do that unfortunately
MurdersXHannah (10:32:11 PM): Daw.
MurdersXHannah (10:32:17 PM): That's sad.
natesexytime (10:32:27 PM): survivorrevenge.proboards.com/index.cgi
natesexytime (10:32:35 PM): you can take a look at the memory wall to see who's taken
MurdersXHannah (10:32:37 PM): Hmm.
MurdersXHannah (10:32:48 PM): I'd want to be either:
MurdersXHannah (10:33:39 PM): Amber, Shawna, Michelle T, Eliza, or Alexis
natesexytime (10:33:47 PM): hmmm
natesexytime (10:33:55 PM): so Amber being your first choice?
MurdersXHannah (10:34:01 PM): No, they're all about equal
natesexytime (10:34:57 PM): haha
natesexytime (10:35:07 PM): well you can decide and let me know then
MurdersXHannah (10:35:17 PM): Well, you can choose
natesexytime (10:35:25 PM): and I have a question for you, not related to my game... have you played in JTLyrics's series?
MurdersXHannah (10:35:27 PM): I'm fine with any of them
MurdersXHannah (10:35:30 PM): And, yep!
natesexytime (10:35:34 PM): were you...
natesexytime (10:35:36 PM): Jenna?
MurdersXHannah (10:35:40 PM): Nope!
MurdersXHannah (10:35:44 PM): I was in season 3
natesexytime (10:35:47 PM): oooh
natesexytime (10:35:47 PM): ok
MurdersXHannah (10:35:51 PM): I was an early boot.
natesexytime (10:35:53 PM): I was only in S1
natesexytime (10:35:54 PM): and awww
MurdersXHannah (10:36:01 PM): Were you an All Star?
natesexytime (10:36:04 PM): Gregg
MurdersXHannah (10:36:07 PM): Oh!
MurdersXHannah (10:36:13 PM): I saw your icon as an All Star
MurdersXHannah (10:36:14 PM): lol
natesexytime (10:36:16 PM): hehe
natesexytime (10:36:23 PM): yeah, I was screwed
natesexytime (10:36:30 PM): made AS even with 10th place finish lol
natesexytime (10:36:48 PM): and i dont want to decide, you can pick! your choice
MurdersXHannah (10:37:25 PM): Ohhhh
MurdersXHannah (10:37:26 PM): No fun
natesexytime (10:37:40 PM): lol
natesexytime (10:37:49 PM): your going to be playing so it's your choice!!
MurdersXHannah (10:38:25 PM): Ohhhhh
MurdersXHannah (10:38:35 PM): *pouts*
natesexytime (10:38:45 PM): haha aww!
MurdersXHannah (10:38:56 PM): But... Naaaaate...
MurdersXHannah (10:39:00 PM): *looks up through bangs*
MurdersXHannah (10:39:11 PM): I want you to choose...
natesexytime (10:39:23 PM): hmmmm
natesexytime (10:39:39 PM): Well not eliza, I've never liked her
natesexytime (10:40:02 PM): I swear in my experience in playing with Eliza's they always backstab me!
MurdersXHannah (10:40:24 PM): Aw
natesexytime (10:40:32 PM): I....
natesexytime (10:40:34 PM): will......
natesexytime (10:40:37 PM): pick.......
natesexytime (10:40:38 PM): .....
natesexytime (10:40:41 PM): Amber then
MurdersXHannah (10:41:41 PM): Okay
natesexytime (10:41:58 PM): you can sign up as her and I will have your avatar and everything up by tomorrow
MurdersXHannah (10:42:00 PM): It's too bad there's no Rob in the cast
MurdersXHannah (10:42:03 PM):
natesexytime (10:42:10 PM): well that male still has to pick
natesexytime (10:42:10 PM): lol
natesexytime (10:42:14 PM): you might get luck
natesexytime (10:42:16 PM): lucky
MurdersXHannah (10:42:25 PM): Oooh
natesexytime (10:42:31 PM): but then again, if people see a rob and amber sign up they might assume you two are together
natesexytime (10:42:35 PM): so it might not be the best
natesexytime (10:43:07 PM): but you can sign up
MurdersXHannah (10:43:33 PM): Okay! I'll do that in a little bit
MurdersXHannah (10:43:36 PM): I have to drive home
natesexytime (10:43:37 PM): np!
MurdersXHannah (10:43:38 PM):
natesexytime (10:43:51 PM): take your time! just don't forget
MurdersXHannah (10:44:37 PM): I won't!
MurdersXHannah (10:44:39 PM): How could I?
natesexytime (10:45:04 PM): juss sayin'!
MurdersXHannah (10:45:34 PM): kk
natesexytime (10:46:21 PM): now be safe and drive home safely!
MurdersXHannah (10:46:26 PM): Okay!
MurdersXHannah (10:46:32 PM): I'll be back soon!
natesexytime (10:46:57 PM): alright!
natesexytime (10:46:59 PM): Drive Safe!
MurdersXHannah (10:48:52 PM): Thanks! I will. Smooches!
natesexytime is available (11:35:24 PM)
MurdersXHannah (11:36:40 PM): Just made my account!
natesexytime (11:37:00 PM):
natesexytime (11:37:00 PM): ok
natesexytime (11:37:05 PM): I am just working on your avatar!
MurdersXHannah (11:37:09 PM): Yay!
natesexytime (11:37:26 PM): I swear, no more picture editing for atleast a week after this for me
natesexytime (11:37:27 PM): haha
MurdersXHannah (11:37:35 PM): Hahaha
MurdersXHannah (11:37:43 PM): I totally know what you mean
MurdersXHannah (11:37:51 PM): I hosted once a while back
MurdersXHannah (11:37:59 PM): and all of the avatars killlllllled me
natesexytime (11:38:35 PM): haha yeah
natesexytime (11:38:42 PM): I feel like I've been doing this forever
MurdersXHannah (11:38:56 PM): You're almost done though!
natesexytime (11:39:04 PM): yep!
MurdersXHannah (11:51:20 PM): Ooh! I love it! Thank you so much
natesexytime (11:51:42 PM): oh yay
natesexytime (11:55:42 PM): phew
natesexytime (11:55:48 PM): done adding the pw to the confessionals so far too
natesexytime (11:55:51 PM): god i am tired, lol
MurdersXHannah (11:55:55 PM): Daww.
MurdersXHannah (11:56:00 PM): *gives back rub*
natesexytime (11:56:07 PM): thanks
natesexytime (11:56:17 PM): My gf prolly won't approve tho
MurdersXHannah (11:56:20 PM): Oh!
MurdersXHannah (11:56:22 PM): I'm sorry
natesexytime (11:56:24 PM): hehe
natesexytime (11:56:26 PM): it's ok, haha
natesexytime (11:56:30 PM): it's all harmless fun!
MurdersXHannah (11:56:38 PM): Of course!
MurdersXHannah (11:56:59 PM): I'll just have to make sure I do my tantric yoga somewhere down the beach where you won't see, then
natesexytime (11:57:06 PM): oh my
natesexytime (11:57:26 PM): Nate did like Parv his season so idk if that'd be so easy
MurdersXHannah (11:58:36 PM): Teehee
MurdersXHannah (11:58:40 PM): That's true!
MurdersXHannah (11:58:43 PM): I forgot about that
natesexytime (11:58:55 PM): let me find a vid i saw a few days ago
natesexytime (11:58:56 PM): aha
MurdersXHannah (11:59:09 PM): kk
natesexytime (12:01:07 AM): www.youtube.com/watch?v=7s98-J4J2ZY
natesexytime (12:01:15 AM): Nate: When I saw parvati, I was like DAYUUUMM
natesexytime (12:01:18 AM): that is so me
MurdersXHannah (12:01:23 AM): Heehee
natesexytime (12:01:34 AM): haha I guess that's why I like Nate so much, he was just like me personality wise
natesexytime (12:01:34 AM): hah
natesexytime (12:02:18 AM): @ 1:13
natesexytime (12:02:21 AM): 1:12*
MurdersXHannah (12:03:22 AM): Well, that's good! I really liked nate on the show, so i'm sure i'll really like you too!
natesexytime (12:03:54 AM):
natesexytime (12:03:55 AM): hehe
natesexytime (12:05:24 AM): Parv: Nate got a massive pile of wood, I've never seen wood that big
natesexytime (12:05:25 AM): OMG
natesexytime (12:05:26 AM): lol
natesexytime (12:05:40 AM): im sorry
natesexytime (12:05:41 AM): lol
natesexytime (12:05:56 AM): i sometimes tend to think bad thoughts, ahhaa
MurdersXHannah (12:06:49 AM): Hahahaha
MurdersXHannah (12:06:53 AM): that's okay!
MurdersXHannah (12:07:06 AM): I tend to inspire that in people <3
natesexytime (12:07:14 AM): hahaha
natesexytime (12:07:19 AM): and then in the beginning
natesexytime (12:07:24 AM): JEff: Parvati on her first pole
natesexytime (12:07:27 AM): LOL
MurdersXHannah (12:08:01 AM):
natesexytime (12:08:14 AM): haha
natesexytime (12:11:00 AM): omg
natesexytime (12:11:01 AM): lol
natesexytime (12:11:04 AM): that video is soo bad
natesexytime (12:11:05 AM): near the end
natesexytime (12:11:14 AM): Jeff: Parvati inches her way onto the next pole
natesexytime (12:11:17 AM): LMAO
MurdersXHannah (12:11:40 AM): My mom just came into the room, so I had to pause the video
MurdersXHannah (12:11:50 AM): So I don't have to explain why I'm laughing\
MurdersXHannah (12:11:51 AM): lol
natesexytime (12:11:56 AM): hahaha
natesexytime (12:12:00 AM): Jeff is pretty bad
natesexytime (12:12:01 AM): lmao
MurdersXHannah (12:12:38 AM): lol
MurdersXHannah (12:12:49 AM): He just wants to Party with Parvati
natesexytime (12:12:57 AM): haha yeah
MurdersXHannah (12:13:07 AM): Whats funny is sometimes I listen to "Barbie Girl"
MurdersXHannah (12:13:14 AM): But in my head i say "Parvy Girl"
MurdersXHannah (12:13:23 AM): and it makes so much sense
(^All of you prediction writers must try this. Seriously. DO IT. Trust me. You'll laugh your ass off, especially when it becomes, "Come on Parvy, let's go party!")
natesexytime (12:13:51 AM): lmao
natesexytime (12:13:55 AM): it's her theme song!
MurdersXHannah (12:14:02 AM): <333
natesexytime (12:25:33 AM): gosh i am tired and sleepy
natesexytime (12:25:41 AM): I think I am going to hit the hay Parv!
MurdersXHannah (12:25:44 AM): I will sing you a lullaby
natesexytime (12:25:55 AM): hehe thats sweet
MurdersXHannah (12:25:58 AM): Go to sleeeeep
MurdersXHannah (12:26:01 AM): Handsome nate
MurdersXHannah (12:26:14 AM): I'll see you in the morning
MurdersXHannah (12:26:19 AM): Go to sleeeeeep
MurdersXHannah (12:26:23 AM): Studly naaaaate
MurdersXHannah (12:26:35 AM): You're GF's gonna give me a waaaarning
natesexytime (12:27:11 AM): hahah
MurdersXHannah (12:27:25 AM): It didn't ryme as awell as I wanted
natesexytime (12:27:30 AM): that was sweet of you
natesexytime (12:27:34 AM): it's the thought that counts!
natesexytime (12:27:52 AM): Anyways, sweet dreams Parv!
natesexytime (12:28:02 AM): and have a good night!
MurdersXHannah (12:28:11 AM): Night! Sweet dreams!
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I just about died laughing while I was talking to Nate. He's easily the best conversationalist in the entire cast, and I love talking to him. But the funniest part is when I made him choose my Revenge Islands rep for me. The look-up-through-the-bangs tactic is one that my girlfriend actually uses on me whenever she wants to guilt me into something. I can't believe that it worked on another person. What's also hilarious is that he has a girlfriend, and he isn't sure that it's okay to flirt with me. Good man. I actually purposely didn't use any innuendos on him, because it would just be cruel to string the poor bastard along and then let him find out I'm a dude at the finale.
Also, I made that lullabye up on the spot. <3
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Convo with JP
cchavez114 is available (12:15:36 AM)
MurdersXHannah (12:15:35 AM): Hi JP!
cchavez114 (12:16:17 AM): heyy!!
MurdersXHannah (12:18:45 AM): How's Cook Island's most yummylicious man tonight?
cchavez114 (12:19:11 AM): pretty yummy and yourself?
MurdersXHannah (12:20:17 AM): Delightful!
cchavez114 (12:20:57 AM): whats on your mind? lol i'm sorry but who is this again?
MurdersXHannah (12:21:26 AM): Oh, that's okay
MurdersXHannah (12:21:31 AM): I'm Parvati!
cchavez114 (12:22:35 AM): SEXXAYYY MAMMAA!!!!
MurdersXHannah (12:22:46 AM): Daw *blushes*
cchavez114 (12:22:50 AM): <3 why was i seriously longing for a message from you though?
MurdersXHannah (12:23:28 AM): Probably for the same reason I'm longing for a massage from you **
cchavez114 (12:24:05 AM): haaa cutie you make me blush *blush*
MurdersXHannah (12:24:54 AM): Hee.
MurdersXHannah (12:24:58 AM): You're cute when you're shy
cchavez114 (12:25:56 AM): i try i try.. soo whats goin on? ever played in one of these games?
MurdersXHannah (12:26:58 AM): Not for a little while, nope!
MurdersXHannah (12:27:03 AM): I'm really excited to play, though
MurdersXHannah (12:27:08 AM): you?
cchavez114 (12:27:38 AM): haha im getting back into them again actually lol and yeah im definitely excited to play i heard this guy is a great host!
cchavez114 (12:27:46 AM): and i hope we are on the same tribe! lol
MurdersXHannah (12:27:51 AM): Me too!
MurdersXHannah (12:28:00 AM): We would be the hottest couple on the island
MurdersXHannah (12:28:20 AM): And everybody would be jealous
cchavez114 (12:28:22 AM): ooh babe you already know
cchavez114 (12:28:26 AM): we could dominate
MurdersXHannah (12:28:29 AM): Heehee
cchavez114 (12:28:30 AM): are you a challenge whore?
cchavez114 (12:28:32 AM):
MurdersXHannah (12:28:37 AM): I'm not any kind of whore!
MurdersXHannah (12:28:46 AM): I'm just... really frinedly
MurdersXHannah (12:28:54 AM):
cchavez114 (12:28:59 AM): LMFAO i didn't mean it like that i promise
cchavez114 (12:29:02 AM): <3
MurdersXHannah (12:29:11 AM): Oh
cchavez114 (12:29:12 AM): i should say.. do you win a lot of challenges
MurdersXHannah (12:29:19 AM): See, you said dominate, so I was thinking **
MurdersXHannah (12:29:22 AM): lol
MurdersXHannah (12:29:32 AM): neeeeever mind
MurdersXHannah (12:29:34 AM): lol
MurdersXHannah (12:29:46 AM): I think i can do okay in challenges!
MurdersXHannah (12:29:52 AM): It really depends
cchavez114 (12:31:16 AM): haha well if you would like me to dominate or you dominate me.. that would be fine whichever way works for me darling <3
MurdersXHannah (12:31:24 AM): Ooooh
MurdersXHannah (12:31:33 AM): We can try it both ways **
cchavez114 (12:33:55 AM): how do you like it?
MurdersXHannah (12:33:58 AM): also, because you're latino, you should speak Spanish to me
MurdersXHannah (12:34:18 AM): rrrr
(^That was supposed to be a sexy growl, but when you read it, it just looks like I'm stuttering.)
cchavez114 (12:34:33 AM): hablar espanol preciosa?
MurdersXHannah (12:34:44 AM): un poquito
MurdersXHannah (12:34:58 AM): tu eres muy caliente
cchavez114 (12:35:49 AM): mmmm gracias tu es muyy hermosa also. lmao
MurdersXHannah (12:37:44 AM): Heehee
MurdersXHannah (12:37:48 AM): Gracias, senor
cchavez114 (12:38:23 AM): it's late im going to sleep cutiee come to bed with me?
MurdersXHannah (12:38:35 AM): Can i be little spoon? **
cchavez114 (12:38:36 AM): *attempts to grab hand*
MurdersXHannah (12:38:47 AM): *slips hand into pocket* **
MurdersXHannah (12:38:52 AM): lead the way
cchavez114 (12:39:21 AM): you can be whatever you want to be little lady
cchavez114 (12:39:37 AM): follow me *walks to room, and takes off shirt*
MurdersXHannah (12:39:51 AM): *goes with*
cchavez114 (12:40:17 AM): goodnight! i'll talk to you tomorrow <3
MurdersXHannah (12:40:31 AM): looking forward to it.
MurdersXHannah (12:40:37 AM): Sweet dreams, hot stuff
cchavez114 (12:40:45 AM): lol caio beauty
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I think I just got date-raped. Seriously, that conversation was bar none the most awkward thing that I've ever been a part of in an ORG (and I once had a guy on my tribe bitch out the host and quit because he got cancer.) I'm actually curious as to what JP is thinking right now. He must not know that in real life JP is gay.
Also I'm totally lying about my ability in challenges. I'm very, very good at them. <3
Keep them coming!