Post by Parvati Shallow on Apr 17, 2011 3:33:00 GMT -5
-~= Parvati's Diary: Round Two =~-
Dear Diary,
This game is sure getting off to an interesting start. To start off with, Cao Boi used some of his ancient voodoo mysticism and vanished into thin air. We don't know where he went, and he might actually be dead. So that's kind of sad and funny.
We got divided into random tribes. At first I was all excited, but then I realized that I was separated from everybody that I talked to! Nate's not here to get his relationship in trouble, Sekou's not here to lay around in the shelter and be fat, Flica's not here to be my aweseome galpal, and JP's not here to violate me and make me feel ashamed of myself.
Instead, I'm here with Yul the Tul (Or Yul the Cul, I haven't decided yet), Becky Boo, Sundra, Blubbery Billy, and the Ozzmeister. Things have been really interesting! I'm the only white person on the tribe, though, so that obviously makes me a little bit scared, because for all I know the minorities will gang up on me, but I think I'm being cute and cuddly enough that they'll want to keep me around for a while!
Ozzy is fun, and I like talking to him. He says he has my back, but I don't know if he means in terms of challenges or not. I told him I'd have his sexy back too, and tried to turn it into a cute sexy thing, but I don't know if he got it. Sad times. </3
Sundra seems nice, and Becky seems really cool, but she totally blew it at the challenge tonight, so hopefully that means everybody will see her as a weakling and want her out first.
Billy's kind of weird. My flirtyness doesn't seem work on him, and I can't figure out why! He's a walking bucket of lard! It's not like he can do better or anything! Still, it's a blow to the ego, and it makes me want to cry. He also told me he wants to go to Secret Island first, which was to me kind of an indication that he's a sneaky turd, and I definitely need to keep my eye on him...
Also, Adam PMed me today, and was very sad about us not being tribemates. I definitely flirted it up a bit with him, and I think we could really do well together! I also asked him to write me a poem, but he said he was no good with words, which is sad times. But maybe that just means he'll be good with actions instead. *rrr*
I just hope that we win a lot of challenges, so that we can stay strong.
Fun conversations!
Convo with Billy
MurdersXHannah (7:05:48 PM): Hey!
MurdersXHannah (7:06:00 PM): How's it going?
Survivorfan40 (7:07:02 PM): supppppa duppppa
Survivorfan40 (7:07:09 PM): go red !!!!!
MurdersXHannah (7:07:12 PM): I know!
MurdersXHannah (7:07:25 PM): I think we're going to do so well!
Survivorfan40 (7:08:29 PM): ya because like we are all pretty active especially u and me
Survivorfan40 (7:08:33 PM):
MurdersXHannah (7:08:40 PM): <3
MurdersXHannah (7:08:52 PM): I usually get called "active" **
MurdersXHannah (7:08:52 PM): lol
Survivorfan40 (7:09:15 PM): ya me 2 and people dont like that
(^What's funny about this little exchange is that I totally meant "sexually active", but then Billy's like "Me too! And people don't like it!" So apparently Billy's sleeping with everybody in town and pissing people off. Go figure.)
MurdersXHannah (7:09:31 PM): ew
MurdersXHannah (7:09:40 PM): Well, they're probably just jealous of your awesomeness
Survivorfan40 (7:09:50 PM): i kno bak at ya
MurdersXHannah (7:09:54 PM): Daw
MurdersXHannah (7:09:57 PM): thanks <3
Survivorfan40 (7:10:02 PM): so who have u talked to on our tribe
MurdersXHannah (7:10:32 PM): Uhh... you
MurdersXHannah (7:10:33 PM): lol
MurdersXHannah (7:10:48 PM): I sent a PM to Becky last night, but we didn't really "talk"
Survivorfan40 (7:11:13 PM): lol
Survivorfan40 (7:11:56 PM): i started talking to the hispanics then we wernt divided by race lol i feel stupid
MurdersXHannah (7:11:57 PM): So you're my first! **
MurdersXHannah (7:12:04 PM): Oh.
MurdersXHannah (7:12:05 PM): lol
Survivorfan40 (7:12:09 PM): yay i feeeeel soooooo special
MurdersXHannah (7:12:09 PM): Well, at least you have Ozzy!
Survivorfan40 (7:12:18 PM): ya lol
Survivorfan40 (7:13:16 PM): hav u played this series before
MurdersXHannah (7:13:26 PM): Nope! I'm a Survivor Again virgin **
MurdersXHannah (7:13:27 PM): hahaha
Survivorfan40 (7:13:42 PM): lol me 2
Survivorfan40 (7:15:14 PM): so wats up
MurdersXHannah (7:15:22 PM): Not much!
MurdersXHannah (7:15:29 PM): I'm in school, so it's finals time
Survivorfan40 (7:15:31 PM): lol funn
MurdersXHannah (7:15:34 PM): I just took a shower
MurdersXHannah (7:15:39 PM): So now I'm sitting around in my pajamas
Survivorfan40 (7:15:48 PM): o that suks bout the finals
Survivorfan40 (7:15:57 PM): and nice bout the pyjamas
MurdersXHannah (7:16:16 PM): Mm. So comfy <3
(^I wasn't making that up. I was legitimately in my pajamas. They're fantastic.)
Survivorfan40 (7:16:47 PM): lol im in sweatpants so they kinda count
MurdersXHannah (7:17:00 PM): Nice!
Survivorfan40 (7:17:22 PM): ya there comfy to
MurdersXHannah (7:17:52 PM): So, is Billy sad to be separated from his lovely Candice?
Survivorfan40 (7:18:10 PM): yesssssssssssssss my heart is broken
MurdersXHannah (7:18:15 PM): Daww
MurdersXHannah (7:18:26 PM): *gives back rub*
MurdersXHannah (7:18:33 PM): I'll see if I can make you forget all about her. ;D
Survivorfan40 (7:18:40 PM): but at least i will see her at challenges
Survivorfan40 (7:18:50 PM): lol i will never forget her
MurdersXHannah (7:18:57 PM): *pouts*
(^Screw you, Billy!! Candice looks like a dude.)
Survivorfan40 (7:19:24 PM): dnt be sad both yul and ozzy are in our tribe go find a hot tub
MurdersXHannah (7:19:38 PM): Aw, but they're not you
MurdersXHannah (7:19:45 PM): Bigger is better, remember? **
Survivorfan40 (7:19:55 PM): lol ya for sure
MurdersXHannah (7:20:19 PM): That's okay.
MurdersXHannah (7:20:35 PM): I guess we can just be friends for now
MurdersXHannah (7:20:42 PM): And then after I kill candice...
MurdersXHannah (7:20:43 PM): Er... I mean
MurdersXHannah (7:20:51 PM): After Candice has an unfortunate accident
MurdersXHannah (7:20:56 PM): Er... I mean
MurdersXHannah (7:21:02 PM): IF Candice were to have an unfortunate accident
Survivorfan40 (7:21:06 PM): *looks scared and starts to cry*
Survivorfan40 (7:21:18 PM): then you might have 1 too
MurdersXHannah (7:21:27 PM):
(^Just for that I'm calling her Mandice for the rest of the game. Nobody threatens Princess Parvati.)
Survivorfan40 (7:55:29 PM): ive been really bord so i started re watchin cook islands
and u just realized how much i hate yulMurdersXHannah (7:56:18 PM): Hahaha
MurdersXHannah (7:56:28 PM): Billy got such a raw deal **
Survivorfan40 (7:56:52 PM): i kno at least he got candices lov e <3
Survivorfan40 (7:57:08 PM): but i didnt remember ozzy threw a challenge
MurdersXHannah (7:57:10 PM): Parvati would have loved him.
Survivorfan40 (7:57:32 PM): im sure she woulda
Survivorfan40 (7:59:47 PM): so hav u talked to sundra
MurdersXHannah (8:34:55 PM): nope! I haven'ts een her on yet
Survivorfan40 (8:35:36 PM): and she just signed on the board i thought she was gonna go inactive
MurdersXHannah (8:36:07 PM): Whoa, that's trippy!
MurdersXHannah (8:36:13 PM): And, yeah, I haven't seen her ever
Survivorfan40 (8:36:32 PM): lol supa trippy
Survivorfan40 (8:36:43 PM): ya she doesnt really respond to pm's
MurdersXHannah (8:36:49 PM): :/
MurdersXHannah (8:36:53 PM): That's no fun at all
Survivorfan40 (8:37:10 PM): lol so hav u talked to yul
MurdersXHannah (8:37:22 PM): I actually just said Hi to him
Survivorfan40 (8:37:54 PM): lol he doesnt respond often and i dnt think he wanted to tlk to me
MurdersXHannah (8:38:05 PM): Daw. Well, that's okay
MurdersXHannah (8:38:07 PM): i'll talk to you
MurdersXHannah (8:38:11 PM): And we can ignore him
MurdersXHannah (8:38:13 PM):
Survivorfan40 (8:38:22 PM): o shuks *blushes*
Survivorfan40 (8:38:35 PM): and we shuldn't b mean lol
MurdersXHannah (8:38:41 PM): Daw
MurdersXHannah (8:38:43 PM): Okay
MurdersXHannah (8:38:47 PM): I'll be nice. *pouts*
Survivorfan40 (8:38:58 PM): lol good parvarti
MurdersXHannah (8:39:42 PM): So, what do you think of the game so far?
Survivorfan40 (8:41:00 PM): it looks really fun and the cast is really good but its too early to tell how the cast will be but i love our tribe
Survivorfan40 (8:41:06 PM): hbu?
MurdersXHannah (8:41:35 PM): Same! I think it's a bit early, because we don't know everybody
Survivorfan40 (8:42:59 PM): ya excatly
we think so alike MurdersXHannah (8:43:53 PM): Exactly! We're like twins!
MurdersXHannah (8:43:58 PM): Except you're a dude
Survivorfan40 (8:44:16 PM): lol just a minor difference
MurdersXHannah (8:46:32 PM): Hahaha
MurdersXHannah (8:46:37 PM): That's true!
(^No it isn't!)
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I don't know what to make of Billy. On the one hand he seems like he'd be fun and awesome, and on the other hand he continually shoots me down for Mandice, and wants me to be nice. Meanness is fun! It's what separates us from the animals! - except the grizzly bear.
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Conversation with Yul
MurdersXHannah (8:37:05 PM): Hey Yul!
lucky7777charms (8:37:24 PM): Hi Parvati
MurdersXHannah (8:37:35 PM): How's it going?
lucky7777charms (8:37:58 PM): Not bad, just messin around on farmville til the challenge. You?
MurdersXHannah (8:38:25 PM): Just chillaxin
MurdersXHannah (8:38:37 PM): I wrote a final today, so now I'm being lazy
lucky7777charms (8:39:02 PM): i don't blame you, worked on homework myself earlier today, such a lame thing to do on Saturday lol
MurdersXHannah (8:39:17 PM): I know, right?
lucky7777charms (8:39:47 PM): only a few more weeks til summer break, i don't know why ever prof seems like it is a good time to fuck you hard with homework lol
MurdersXHannah (8:40:30 PM): Hahaha
MurdersXHannah (8:40:36 PM): I didn't see the last line
MurdersXHannah (8:40:45 PM): So I just read, "every prof seems like it is a good time to fuck you hard"
MurdersXHannah (8:40:48 PM): And I was like
MurdersXHannah (8:40:53 PM): "Damn, Yul."
lucky7777charms (8:40:53 PM): lol
MurdersXHannah (8:40:59 PM): "I wish I went to your school!"
lucky7777charms (8:41:04 PM): rofl
MurdersXHannah (8:41:13 PM): But then I remember how ugly some of my profs are
MurdersXHannah (8:41:16 PM): So
MurdersXHannah (8:41:17 PM): No
MurdersXHannah (8:41:18 PM): lol
lucky7777charms (8:44:41 PM): i think i just threw up in my mouth a bit
MurdersXHannah (8:45:19 PM): Oh!
MurdersXHannah (8:45:22 PM): I'm sorry! lol
lucky7777charms (8:46:16 PM): it's cool
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Yul will probably never talk to me again.
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The best part about all of this is that today I wrote my final exam in Theology. As part of it, I wrote a 300-word mini essay on how sexuality functions similarly to religious liturgy in contemporary society. I fully expect an A.
